What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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