- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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