- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Hail Hitler

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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