What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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The child was fired from his job.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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