How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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