- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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