- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

You idiot.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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