A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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civil rights

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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