- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Donald Trump

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Cripples are lame.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??