What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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