- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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