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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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