Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

The FCC

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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