- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

A man walked into a bar owch

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