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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Dane Cook makes a joke.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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