A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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