- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Psychics.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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