- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

whos on the right track? lady gaga

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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