whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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