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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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