What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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