- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

what are you mike bibby?

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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