- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Women's rights

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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