Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Peas

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

2 black kids walk into school

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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