- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

ever tried african food? they neither

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

^ That's not even funny ^

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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