- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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