- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

a man makes a bad joke