FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Your mother is so fat.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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