- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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