What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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