How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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Boner

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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