- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

why are balck people black because they are

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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