- Anti Joke

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.