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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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