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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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