Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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womans rights...

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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