- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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