Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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