i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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