- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Phew... it's gone.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

knock knock i have diarrhea

speak now or forever hold your pee

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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