- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Your so gay, that you like men!

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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