- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

penis. nuff said.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

AIDS

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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