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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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