- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Yo Momma is not fat.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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