- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

I think everybody should have a penis.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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