- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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