- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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