Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why are white people white? I don't know

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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