- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Chris is hairy

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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