- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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