- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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