caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

you will like this because i am black.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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