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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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