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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

A hill billy went fishing

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

The american education system.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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