- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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