Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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