- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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