Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Anti Joke

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