- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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