- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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