- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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