- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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