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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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