Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Women.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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