WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

what's funny about war? nothing!

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

roses are red poo is poo

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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