- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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