- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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