- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Jesus Christ

One, two, three, four and five

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

My cat just died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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