- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you know what time it is? Because I don't wanna be late for class and if you told the time, it will surely help me because I'll be able to arrive early at my class not to mention it would greatly improve my punctuality efforts to help me pass the class this semester. Geez, I remember back in middle school there was a guy name Billy Jones and he used to always be late for class. His name was Billy but we called him Bill. Bill was his nickname but his real name was Billy. Anyways, he was always late for class because he would always make the best barbecue ribs in town.... (45 minutes later...) ....and I told Bill, "Man, if you were to just ask what time it was it would greatly help you in arriving to class early." And he was was like "I know but..."And then I cut him off and I said "But nothing. I don't care what kind of barbecue ribs you make, you just can't do that." So there I was, me and him, sitting down and .... (3 hours later...) ...it was awesome. Boy, I remember back in the early 90's when I was at elementary school, it was a stormy weather and we had to go to class. That's when I met Clarissa. She was a really nice girl and I remember there was a time when... (to be continued....)

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.