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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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