Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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