- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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