How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Massie is a fatass

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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