if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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