Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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