What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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HELLO EVERYONE

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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