What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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