How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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woman's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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