- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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