- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Tilt your screen back

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What's better than a stick? A stone

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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