Actually it was me Josh brown

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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