What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

69...you know how awkward this is now...

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What rhymes with milk...milf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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