- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Yo Momma So Fat!

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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