- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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