How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Fat? Jesse Z

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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