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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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