Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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