- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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