What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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