- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Indians

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

womens rights

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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