How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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sfdg

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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