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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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