A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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