A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

What's big and messy? A big mess

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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