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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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