- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Communism hehe xd

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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