Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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My jeans

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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