What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

You know whats annoying? Steve

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

What's white and black? Color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

Whats two plus two Four!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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