- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why Did the throw up He was sick

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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