What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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