- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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