Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Women's rights.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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