Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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