What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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