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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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