- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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