- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Golf.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??