What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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