What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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