did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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God is real.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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It's all Taggart

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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someone called someone else a frog

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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