why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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