No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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Justin beiber..

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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