- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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