- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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