- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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