What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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