What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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