- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What's 9+10? 19

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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