- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

12 in general

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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