- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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