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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

this website is a bad joke

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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