Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

WNBA

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Anti Joke

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