you will like this because i am black.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Andoni was here

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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