- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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