- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Anyone can post anything.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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