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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Once upon a time a was born

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

I have cancer. And you're next.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Once upon a time a was born

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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