Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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