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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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