Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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My jeans

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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David Cameron

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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