your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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