- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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