- Anti Joke

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.