- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Women's rights

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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