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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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