- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Indians

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

hi jonny

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

womens rights

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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