- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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