- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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