What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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