- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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