- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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