FUS RO DAH!!!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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