- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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