- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

why is pie good. because it just is.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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