- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Who is big and stupid My brother

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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