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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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