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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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