If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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outside your comfort zone

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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