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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Pain Olympics.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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