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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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