What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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