- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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