- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Ross.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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