- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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