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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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