- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

So these two girls have a cup .

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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