- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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