whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Weaner

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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