- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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