- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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