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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

your mum

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Chuck Norris.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan